🤫 The Ramp-In · Session 1 of XI · Level 100 · Open to everyone

Welcome to
the desk.

11:06 · the big picture · narrated by Leo

Welcome. You're here because you're good at math and curious about markets — and in eleven short sessions we'll take you from talented newcomer to someone contributing on this desk for real. Session one is the big picture: we are a permanent-capital, AI-first fund that owns the twenty-seven widest-moat businesses on Earth and gets paid by the crowd's emotion instead of whipped by it — a stream of income we call aloha, reinvested forever. You'll meet the culture (we celebrate proofs, not features — your job is to try to break the machine), learn what a quant engineer actually does here, and see the whole ramp: 100 orientation, 200 the working math, 300 reading and running the machine. No finance PhD required — just aptitude and curiosity, which you already have.

The eleven-session ramp · 100 → 200 → 300

Foundations for the Aloha desk — from "capable and curious" to your first pull request. When you want the proofs, the Master Class awaits.

100
Welcome & The Big Picture ▶ Now playing
What we are, moats, permanent capital, aloha, and the culture.
100
What a Market Really Is Next
A share as a claim on cash; price vs value; Mr. Market.
100
Options From Scratch In the series
Calls and puts as insurance; payoff diagrams; the seller's seat.
100
Why We're the House In the series
Sell, don't buy; paid to wait, paid at the top; the aloha stream.
200
The Language of Randomness In the series
Random walks, lognormal prices, volatility, expected value.
200
Black–Scholes, the Friendly Version In the series
What the formula means; the inputs; d₁ and d₂ as moneyness.
200
The Greeks, Practically In the series
Delta, gamma, theta, vega — what they mean for a position.
200
Implied Vol & Signals In the series
IV as the market's fear; our own IV; RSI; DNSA.
300
The Engine, a Guided Tour In the series
The codebase ring by ring; the daily cycle; Iron Rules; the ratchet.
300
How We Prove Things In the series
Determinism, tests as documentation, the simulator, the auditor.
300
Your First Two Weeks & Your First PR In the series
Install, pytest, walk the rings, break a golden, open your PR.

The Aloha Machine · The Ramp-In — training & educational content, open to everyone. Fund A is pre-launch; every figure shown is hypothetical and model-derived (SEC Rule 206(4)-1) and does not predict results. No roster or weights are shown. Not an offer to sell or a solicitation of an offer to buy any security. Leo is a fictional AI presenter; the voice is AI-generated — not a recording of any real person. 🤫 AlphaAlohaOS · Alphabets 27 · hushh

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