🤫 Show & Tell — for the board, GPs, and partners
Supercomputing for everyone — from the phone already on your monthly bill to AI factories in orbit — with consent built in at every rung.
The Puppy Watt Score
Vendors put their best foot forward against a published formula — not a hundred opinions. Four axes, ranked openly.
Sustained useful output on reference workloads for the rung class.
The per-watt outcome. Efficiency is the product, not a footnote.
Capex over 60 months plus power — or dollars per hour on cloud rungs.
How long an agentic loop runs unattended. Hours on a phone. Months in a factory.
The Ladder · Ground
Rungs 1–6: silicon you own. Every dollar is deductible capex under 100% bonus depreciation.
iPhone 17 Pro · Galaxy S26 Ultra · Pixel 10 Pro — a billion NPUs already ship, metered and on autopay.
Jetson Orin Nano Super at $249 · Mac mini M4 at $599 · Strix Halo minis — humanity-scale entry points.
MacBook Pro M5 Max 128GB · Legion Pro 7i 5090 · ZBook Ultra G1a — mobile 70–120B-class inference.
DGX Spark · dual Spark 256GB · Dell Pro Max 18 Plus · 5090 towers — the first rung built to never sleep.
RTX PRO 6000 96GB towers · Threadripper PRO quads — fine-tuning and heavy pipelines at the desk.
DGX Station GB300 with 784GB · 8× DGX B300 — trillion-parameter inference beside the Ferrari.
The Ladder · Sky
H100 median ~$2.30–3.12 · B200 $2.69–16.11 · spot from ~$1 — neoclouds beat hyperscalers on every chip.
Lambda 1-Click 16–2,000+ GPUs · TPU pods · Trainium2 · Core42 UAE sovereign — the factory floor.
The Ladder · Space
Starcloud-2 · Project Suncatcher · Starlink-connected field nodes — identities in space may be many.
The Ladder · Back to Earth
Claude · GPT · Gemini · Grok · DeepSeek — buy the outcome, skip the silicon entirely.
The Puppy 100
Every entry is a certified Puppy host with a spaceID. Prices marked ✓ were verified July 7, 2026; ~ is a market band to confirm at order time; ⏳ is upcoming or waitlist.
| R | System | Band | Loop | Status |
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The Utility Rail
Metered billing. Autopay. Universal reach. The rails exist — compute is the eighth utility, and it rides the bills you already trust.
Carriers already bundle devices on installments. The SIM is the spaceID root of trust — Rung 1 costs the customer nothing extra.
Your modem rents for $10 a month. A Rung-2 Puppy node rides the same equipment line — private AI at home, on the bill you already autopay.
Rung 4–6 owners pair 100% first-year expensing with consented compute rental and demand-response — silicon that earns while it idles.
Compliance by design: the carrier or ISP is always merchant of record with explicit opt-in — no third-party bill cramming, ever. Consent is the product.
OBBBA · 2026
Rungs 2–6 are qualified capex. Rungs 7–10 are opex, deducted as incurred. Every buyer keeps more of what they build with.
Permanent bonus depreciation on hardware acquired after Jan 19, 2025.
2026 Section 179 ceiling — with a $4.09M phase-out threshold.
Identity
The eSIM is the hardware root of trust; Starlink direct-to-cell gives every node a SIM presence — on Earth and off it. Every job any machine runs is one PCHP handshake:
SKU-0000 · The key to the grid
One reservation mints one spaceID, bound to your HusshID. Your silicon, your business.