Put a supercomputer in every hand.
🤫 is hiring founding distribution and customer-experience muscle in the Bay Area - people ready to take One Puppy, a category-defining product, to businesses and individuals. Interviewing this week.
A founding swing at a category.
A category, not a feature
We define Personal Supercomputing - and One Puppy is how people hold it. You sell the category from the front.
A product people fall for
The box arrives working. The 60-second first fetch is the close - demand pull, not push.
Ground-floor ownership
Founding roles. You build the motion - base + uncapped commission + founding equity.
Owner-first mission
Hardware and software loyal only to the customer. Trust is the moat, and the moat is the pitch.
Founding GTM, distribution & CX.
Compensation: base + uncapped commission + founding equity, calibrated per role and finalized in writing.
Head of Distribution / GTM (founding)
Own the channel + direct number for One Puppy, build the playbook, hire the team. The senior muscle on the ground.
Channel / Partnerships Lead
Land and activate resellers, system integrators, RIAs, and platform partners across silicon, systems, and cloud.
Founding Account Executive (2-3)
Carry a bag for One Puppy into businesses and individuals. Lead with the 60-second demo.
Customer Experience / Day-0 Lead
Own the unbox-to-first-fetch experience - pre-install, onboarding, and the owner community that follows.
Muscle on the ground.
Enterprise / channel sellers from silicon · devices · cloud, fintech / wealthtech, or premium hardware, plus customer-experience leaders who obsess over the unbox. Bay Area, category sellers with claim discipline, ideally with RIA / family-office / partner networks.
Bay Area interviews this week.
Send a note, a résumé, and one paragraph on a category or territory you built from zero. We'll book a 45-minute first conversation in the Bay this week.